5. If you owned a dog, it would be a:
a) Poodle.
b) Bloodhound.
c) Haraam, haraam, haraam. Dogs are for Western demons.
d) What are those dogs that Musharraf owns? Those ones.
e) Virtual dog, I have not seen any real ones since the Internet came to Pakistan.
f) Rottweiler, German shepherd or Alsatian. Something fierce.

6. Your opinion on 9/11 and the war against terror?
a) As long as I can go to Dubai, I'm fine.
b) Hopefully they will forget all about my court case as soon as they catch Osama.
c) Hail the bombers of the World Trade Center, those dirty Jews.
d) I am American, I told you already! Run!
e) I hacked the White House website in protest.
f) Can we hire those pilots to crash into the Kalabagh Dam?

7. What is your worst nightmare?
a) I cannot wear sleeveless any more.
b) I have to pay my Income Tax.
c) Burqa and beards get banned in Pakistan.
d) I am stuck at the Karachi airport and PIA has lost my reservation.
e) Power failure.
f) My four wives all decide to divorce me.        <Previous     Next>