d) Gap, Hifiger, DKNY. Look, I
still have the price tags from the mall!
e) I can't go, nothing's washed or ironed. Besides,
I have a hot chat date.
f) Eight yard long shalwar, Peshawari chappals, designer
sunglasses. Mustache wax is optional.
3.Your favorite TV shows is:
a) Kyu Ki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi
b) Hard Talk
c) Fatwa Hour, but TV is for Western demons.
d) AIOU Open University Courses.
e) PTV dramas.
f) Baywatch.
4. If they named a perfume after you, it would
be called:
a) "Diamonds and Emeralds and Rubies and Sapphires"
b) "Paisa"
c) Perfume is for Western demons. I only wear itar.
d) "Green Card"
e) "Windeaus"
f) "Kissan"
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