A Beautiful Behind
The best of Punjabi beauties ham it up for the camera,
shaking their cans in a rousing sequence of dance
numbers to put Moulin Rouge to shame. Filmed on location
in the disreputable district of Lahore, where the
beauties are subjected to rigorous weight tests (less
than 10 stone gets you disqualified) and the make-up
is thick enough to be scarped off with a shovel. Disqualified
on technical grounds: the camera shakes too much when
the women stamp their feet. Starring Reema, Nirma,
Meera, Zara, and anyone else whose name ends in the
letter “A”.
Forty Weddings and a Funeral
Lonely Ahmed (Ali Azmat) meets the girl of his dreams
at a wedding in Karachi, but before he can ask her
name, he loses sight of her in the baraat. He’s
convinced that she’s the only girl for him,
but how will he ever find her again? He must attend
forty weddings at the height of Karachi’s busiest
wedding season to see her again. Will he be able to
find true love, or will the strain prove too much
for him and cause him to go to an early grave?
Manghopir Park
Something’s wrong with the water at the shrine
of Manghopir; the contamination in the spring causes
genetic mutations in the crocodiles, who grow to a
height of 50 feet and start devouring thedevotees
of the
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