there are about ten weddings a night
at peak wedding season, you can understand why the PIA
computers (and staff) suffer nervous breakdowns during
this time. The chance that the PIA computer will crash
and your reservations will be irretrievably lost, or
that the plane will develop a mysterious technical fault
and you will be diverted to Bahawalpur, increases in
direct correlation to the importance of the function
that you must attend that night.
| Occasion |
Chance of PIA
computer crashing |
PIA Plane Fault |
| Dholki |
30% |
80% |
| Mendhi |
50% |
90% |
| Nikah |
55% |
95% |
| Shaadi reception |
65% |
95% |
| Valima |
60% |
80% |
| Day after wedding |
1-5% |
80% |
|
